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  • GIFTS FOR GOOD

    Every home needs a reminder of freedom. One of our hilarious gifts makes the perfect statement!

  • USA SHIPPING

    Tyranny never sleeps and neither do we. Your order is packaged and handed off to our carriers within 24 hours!

  • GUARANTEE

    We guarantee you'll love your freedom purchase from our store - or your money back!

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Christmas Sweaters

Make sure to be the most popular person at your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party... For the good or the bad...

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Toilet Paper

You won't belive what we can make funny... Collect the entire DEMOCRAP Party!

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Pet Chew Toys

You haven't felt real satisfaction until you watch your beloved pet tear into your most hated politicians!

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Hilarious Cards

The best Birthday and Christmas Cards you've ever seen! Make your friends and family laugh out loud with these perfect cards!

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Bobble Heads

Amazing quality bobbleheads to add to your collection!

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FREE SHIPPING EVERYDAY

WE SHIP FAST FROM THE USA!

Who We Are

Squash Socialism is a company of Proud Americans for Proud Americans. 

A company founded by two lifelong friends - We love making politics fun, laughing at wacky woke nuts, and absolutely hate the despicable system of Socialism. So we decided to create a company built around just that. 

Whether you are getting a gag gift for a Christmas party, or adding a product to your collection, we have what you are looking for.  All items ship from our warehouse in Tipton, Missouri and ship out the same day (for orders before 1 pm) or first thing the following business day. 

All items are backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. 

Come join us as we make politics fun, and SQUASH SOCIALISM!

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